Delta, for the better Omega.
collegehumor:

Piss Colored Gatorade
I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

collegehumor:

Piss Colored Gatorade

I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

that-filipino-kid:

It hurts you know? I’ve always been there for you when you needed me and you go a do this?
THERE’S WAS PIZZA AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME?! FRIENDSHIP OVER

andrew-sautiere:

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theinturnetexplorer:

The various types of bras in every girl’s closet

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dashinganddarren:

collegehumor:

The Best Responses to Terrible Teen Trend: “Things Boys Do We Love” [Click for more boyish charm]

Boys will be boys and trolls will be trolls. 

Teenagers…stupid, stupid teenagers.

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nosleepjustcoffee:

laugh-addict:

One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’

Who do you believe?

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alexandraerin:
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…
Bruce: Stop it.
Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!
Bruce: You promised.
Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?
Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.


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alexandraerin:

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: …

Bruce: …

Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…

Bruce: Stop it.

Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!

Bruce: You promised.

Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?

Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.

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